Roseanne Barr has opened up about her life in a bizarre new book, in which she rants about kids, menopause and the curse of celebrity.
The 57-year-old funnywoman will release her third tome, Roseannearchy: Dispatches From the Nut Farm, in January and the book contains Barr's strange ramblings about her troubles.
The Roseanne star, who is mother to four kids, complains about life as a busy mum, insisting "with a baby you only get s**ewed at the front end of the deal". She also voices her frustration at the world in general because "it p**ses me off" - and slams other comics, adding: "I hate those people."
Chapter titles include "Bipolar, Paranoid, Obsessive-Compulsive, Jewish and Mormon" and "Eat, Pray, S**t, Shower and Shave".
