LiLo, Tori Spelling and Kardashians overstaying their welcome?

Tori Spelling, Lindsay Lohan, and Justin Bieber. (REUTERS)

Tori Spelling, Lindsay Lohan, and Justin Bieber. (REUTERS)

Liz Braun, QMI Agency

, Last Updated: 3:06 PM ET

If a TV show can jump the shark, can a human being?

Is it possible that bad behaviour and overexposure can finally make someone persona non grata, like, forever? With everyone? On the whole planet?

Can the entire human race turn on an individual en masse?

Let's hope so, because there's a handful of famous folk out there who have really overstayed their welcome.

Apparently, there's a tipping point with the public as to how much idiocy they'll tolerate from their idols. We're talking about the particular type of 'fed-up' that prompted almost 275,000 people to sign a petition on the White House website demanding that Justin Bieber be deported back to Canada — leaving his green card behind him. Bieber has had the good sense lately to keep it down to a dull roar, apparently giving up drunk driving for Lent and curbing acts of juvenile delinquency in favour of, say, performing at Coachella. At least he's lying low. Sort of.

Bieber is still, however, a fine example of how it's entirely possible to annoy, bore or outrage enough people that they'll wash their hands of you simultaneously.

Or as Mad Men actor Jon Hamm so eloquently stated recently on the subject of Bieber, "Hey, s—head!"

Here are a few other people who'd better have an exit strategy:

1) We're looking at you, Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling, and your endless saga of sexual infidelity, marital boredom and tedious narcissistic carry-on.

Would you be hurt if we said nobody gives a stuff? Would you be offended if anyone suggested your previous spouses must be laughing themselves silly?

Would you be sad if someone suggested that one of you might try to find a real job, because the 'shocking' revelations of reality TV are starting to look like bad Jerry Springer?

No offence, you understand. It's just that McDermott saying the words, "sexually insatiable" makes a nunnery look like Disney World. Go away.

2) Ditto to Lindsey Lohan, who can publicly announce all the miscarriages, adultery, booze backsliding and other horror shows she wishes on a weekly basis — that smorgasbord of offal has got to be wrapped up and put away now.  It's all crap, and nobody needs to hear about it it any more. This is tragedy, idiot parents included. How such a vibrant child actress became an adult train wreck stopped being remotely interesting a long time ago. Now it's just sad.

Continuing this public dismantling is cruel. Enough.

Go away. Get some help. Come back healthy. Please.

3) Kendall and Kylie Jenner and all their Kardashian kin, including Kim, Khloe, Kourney, Koo Koo, Karamba and all the rest of the clan. Please go away. Quietly. The Jenner sisters are teenagers, which means a potential 30 more years of brain dead carry-on about cellulite and selfies. Nobody can face anymore bulletins about shopping, lipstick, weight loss, posing, dating, tweeting, waxing, bikinis, plastic surgery, boys, shoes, shopping, weight loss, posing, shopping, posing, shopping, posing or shopping. The example you all offer the world of anti-feminist rampant materialism has begun to make people's heads explode. Kaboom!

No — really. Cease and desist. Bye.

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