CadillacSee TIFF on JAM!


August 23, 2012
Jam
Music
Movies
      Actors A-Z
      Movie Reviews
      US Box Office
      Movie Listings
      Watch Classic Films
      Oscars
      TIFF
      Movies Blog

Television
Video
Theatre
Books
Country
Celebrities




Video Gallery
RSS Feed

KYLIE

A history of Marvel heroes in film
By Jim Slotek, QMI Agency


Vampire slayer Blade (Wesley Snipes) in Blade. (Handout)

If the summer could be summed up in a word, it would be "Excelsior!" - Marvel Comics founder Stan Lee's upbeat expletive of choice.

The biggest "B-THOOM!" came with the record-setting release of The Avengers - a tentpole movie whose success depended on the public embracing a handful of OTHER movies (two Iron Mans, Hulk, Thor and Captain America).

Then chalk up a sizable aftershock with the reboot of The Amazing Spider-Man, which will end up with $700 mil worldwide. It isn't The Avengers, but it isn't chump change. Add the current filming of Iron Man 3 and the soon-to-start Thor 2, and it's been a good year to be a Marvel superhero.

It wasn't always so. Here's a history of Marvel's existentially angst-ridden heroes on film.

-Howard The Duck (1986). Let's start with an all-time movie bomb, the story of a hard-partying duck trapped in a world he never made. Would you believe George Lucas produced it?

-The Punisher (1989). Dolph Lundren first played Marvel's designated vigilante. Although never huge, The Punisher remains a durable franchise, with a 2003 remake (with Thomas Jane), a 2008 sequel (with Rome's Ray Stevenson) and another reboot planned.

-Captain America (1990). Matt Salinger played Cap in a pretty lame first attempt that ended up going direct-to-video. And speaking of direct-to-video"¦

-The Fantastic Four (1990). A quickie Roger Corman film with a budget of about $100, made mainly to retain the rights to the franchise and drive up the price for Hollywood. I've seen it, and it looks like a $1,000 movie, at least.

-Blade (1998). Wesley Snipes' biggest break, playing a vampire killer who's half-vampire himself. The surprise hit ushered in an era where Marvel movies weren't a joke anymore.

-X-Men (2000). At last, Marvel breaks through with an blockbuster that doesn't embarrass, appeases the fanboys, and reshapes Hugh Jackman into the gritty anti-hero Wolverine he remains today. Two sequels would follow in descending order of quality, followed by the robust X-Men Origins: Wolverine and the reboot X-Men: First Class.

-Spider-Man (2002). Horrormeister Sam Raimi proved he could work with a nine-figure budget, and created a franchise for the decade. Tobey Maguire was a believably wimpy Peter Parker, and, like X-Men, declining storylines didn't seem to affect ticket sales.

-Daredevil (2002). Oops. Ben Affleck: Superhero. Nobody was buying it. Nor did they buy his eventual-wife Jennifer Garner as Elektra in 2004's Elektra.

-Hulk (2003). Oops #2. You want to bring the incarnation of gamma-induced uncontrollable id to the screen. Who ya gonna call? A Taiwanese art film director, of course. Interestingly, for a movie so reviled, Ang Lee's Hulk's grosses were almost identical to the reboot with Edward Norton five years later.

-Fantastic Four (2005). Neither great, nor irredeemably terrible, my favourite Marvel team never really caught on (if $200 million-plus worldwide box offices can be considered not catching on). Every FF fan looked forward to the sequel, which introduced the Silver Surfer, but it was all pretty inert.

-Ghost Rider (2006). Cheesy, yes. But Nicolas Cage had been desperate to play a superhero. And what better match for a guy who loses his sh--for a living than playing a guy surrounded by the fires of hell?

-Iron Man (2007). Jon Favreau and Robert Downey Jr. found the cosmic key to pulling off these elephantine super-hero spectacles - a sense of humour. Never being unaware of the ridiculousness of its premise made Downey's Iron Man all the more fun.

-Thor (2010). You thought a guy in an iron suit was funny? Of all people, Kenneth Branagh, and muscly star Chris Hemsworth, went for laughs with the most stentorian and serious of Marvel franchises.

-Captain America: The First Avenger (2011). On a second screening, I'm willing to admit I underrated this movie, which set up Cap's dramatic transformation into a living anachronism for his Avengers role.

Over the Horizon: Iron Man 3 (rumoured plot involves a villain called the Mandarin - who dispatches enemies by forcing them to gorge on all-you-can-eat Chinese"¦ kidding), Thor: The Dark World, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Ant-Man, Guardians Of The Galaxy, The Avengers 2.




HOT MUSIC HEADLINES
Watch new 'Trek' sequel trailer
Baldwin arrested for tax evasion
Jolie stylist picks up rings: report
Movies to get you in Xmas spirit
On-screen items who should date
'Deadfall' soaked in creepy
KStew on most inspiring stars list
Are 3D movies here to stay?
Jackson sleepless over Freeman
Rock slams today's comedians
More Headlines
'Reacher' to debut in Pittsburgh
Damon reunites with Clooney
Channing Tatum takes acting hiatus
Murphy tops overpaid actors list
Jackman gave Seyfried a lap dance
Our film flop remake wishlist
Travolta 'heals' man with Scientology
NY critics pick 'Zero Dark'
Our video game to movie dream list
Lohan's bank accounts seized: report

Latest Blog Posts
'Anchorman 2' trailer drops and promises lots of snake venom
If there’s one new line from Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues that takes off, I predict that catchphrase will be: “Hey, fat face! You stay classy.” Will Ferrell’s Ron Burgundy screams the line at the end of the new trailer for ... Read more
Marvel Phase Three: Hulk, Iron Man 4, Doctor Strange could be on the way
With Iron Man 3 officially kicking off Marvel’s Phase Two, studio boss Kevin Feige has given Entertainment Weekly an early glimpse of where the company plans to go with its Phase Three slate of films, which kicks off with Edgar Wright’s Ant-Man ... Read more
The 10 worst superhero movies of all time
Okay, Iron Man 3 is solidly a hit with both critics and fans. So before Man of Steel, R.I.P.D., Kick Ass 2 and Thor: The Dark World land in theatres, we thought now was a good time to take a look back at some comic book film adaptations that have missed ... Read more
More blog postings

Latest videos
See more videos


Who's coming and when
Want to know when your favourite band is coming to town? Check out Clive, JAM Music's extensive Canadian concert listings.

TV Listings
Wondering what's on tonight? Check out our TV listings for the complete schedule in your area.
Movie Listings
Find out what's playing at a theatre near you.






Who is the most irritating celebrity?
Justin Bieber
Chris Brown
Katherine Heigl
Kim Kardashian
Jennifer Lopez
John Mayer
Gwyneth Paltrow
Kristen Stewart
Other


Results | Story