Usually prediction pieces forecast what might transpire over the course of the year ahead.
But this being Tinseltown, where things are never quite done the normal way, we're going to instead stake our fearless forecasts on what we predict will not happen during the next 12 months.
A quick gaze into our trusty crystal ball (which, we were told was a back-up for the one used in The Wizard of Oz, but we're not sure if they even had Plexiglas back then) would reveal that, alas, Lindsay Lohan will not be finally getting her act together in 2013.
Don't be fooled by the fact that she didn't make our year-end Celeb Top 10 list for the first time in, like, years.
That doesn't mean that she has come any closer to cleaning up her private and professional lives, just that by this point her assorted automobile run-ins and club altercations are getting awfully old and, uh, predictable.
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