Battle over aging action heroes

Jim Slotek and Liz Braun, QMI Agency

, Last Updated: 12:45 PM ET

QMI Agency writers Liz Braun and Jim Slotek go toe-to-toe over aging action heroes and whether there really is a best before date.

Oh, great -- on top of all the other brutal crap attached to aging, now Slotek wants to load older celebrities onto an ice floe.

"So what's with all the old guys still pretending to kick ass in the movies?" he queries.

Let's start by reminding Mr. Slotek that everyone 'kicking ass' in the movies, young or old, is just pretending. Nobody's hurting anyone else for reals, Jim.

After that, we'd say most of the oldsters are doing fine, and it's unlikely that anyone who pays to see Sylvester Stallone in Bullet to the Head this weekend is going to ask for a refund.


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