By NATASHA STOYNOFF --

We can already guess that the July baby expected from the well-toned loins of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke is going to be quite the looker

What, with her exotically flared nostrils and his Dead Poet-ic earnestness, the kid can't miss.

"I'm thrilled," Hawke told reporters recently about his upcoming diaper duties.

Ah, but is he thrilled enough to clean not only the baby's bottom but also his N.Y. Chelsea apartment?

As a self-described "slob," Hawke's decorating style is what would have made Bette Davis sneer: "What a dump!"

Hawke's buddy Frank Whaley asserted in this month's Details magazine that the duo are kismet in every respect -- except the neatness zone.

However, perhaps Uma, who was brought up in those spiritual Tibetan ways (dad is high up the heirarchy at The Tibet House), won't get hung up on the exterior.

Except when it comes to names for the bambino, who surely won't be any ordinary Joe or Josephine.

Pondering monikers recently, Hawke says the two are coming up with ideas but that it looks like it's going be mommy's call.

In keeping with the rest of her family's names (like brother Dakin), Hawke says he's expecting "something weird."


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