'New Moon' barely watchable
Along with eyeliner, the heroes of New Moon share a dark, ancient secret. Could they be cursed with -- gasp! -- shirtlessness? Twihards will be OMG, OMG, OMG. The rest of us? ROTFL.
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Abuse drama 'Precious' pulls no punches
Precious is a story about hope and survival.
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'Bad Lieutenant' remake is crazy fun
His scene in a bear suit in the horrible remake of The Wicker Man notwithstanding, it's been a long time since we've really seen Nicolas Cage let his freak flag fly.
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Bullock steals 'Blind Side'
Sandra Bullock is as subtle as a shin splint in the football drama The Blind Side. Half the time it's like she's one of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. The rest of the movie she's Burgess Meredith in Rocky.
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'Planet 51' toon spoofs our world
WALL*E, you've been recycled (insert shocked bleep here).
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'Mary And Max' claymation thoughtful
An animated film about Asperger syndrome, depression, child neglect and alcoholism? What's next -- a long-lost Sylvia Plath poem about adorable wise-cracking animals?
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'Antichrist' a truly unholy film
Like a feverish letter in tiny crabbed handwriting, Antichrist is a cry from the soul from a deeply troubled man.
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'Boondock Saints' make bloody return
Even more unstoppable than the Brothers MacManus -- the mob-busting Irish-American vigilantes of The Boondock Saints fame -- is The Boondock Saints itself.
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