Vroom, vroom, VROOOOOOM! SCREECH! RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT! Biff, wham, SOCK! Vroom, vroom! "I don't trust you." Smooch, smoo - VROOOM! BLAM BLAM! Choo-choo SCREEECH CRASH! "Hey kid, yer alright." WEE-OOO-WEE-OOO! VROOOOOM! Roll credits.
Try to visualize the above as a 101-minute movie, and you've captured the essence of The Fast and the Furious, opening in theatres today. A slicked-up fantasy about an undercover cop who infiltrates a gang of illegal street racers, it's exactly as big, loud and dumb as you'd expect.
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