Half Past Dead -- now there's an interesting action flick title. It could describe how some audience members feel after watching this.

It also could reference Steven Seagal's career after 15 years of pumping out this kind of critic-proof, gonzo garbage.
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As Steven Seagal flicks go, Half Past Dead is not half bad.

It's loud, preposterous and mindless, but it rushes headlong like some runaway train mowing down action cliches along the way.
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