Halloween: Resurrection opens today, but what we really want to know is, when was the crucifixion? Because, believe it or not, this is the eighth installment of the Halloween series, which wore out its welcome in 1978 right about when the credits started rolling at the end of the original.
Churn out a couple more of these hopelessly outdated slasher flicks and they'll be on par with the even more stale Friday The 13th movies, which reached a mindboggling 10 chapters with this year's release of Jason X.
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