Sometimes all it takes for a movie to seem great is drastically lowered expectations. Sitting in your theatre seat as the lights dim, chanting, "Please don't suck, please don't suck" is a good place to start.

Or: "Please be better than Tomb Raider. Please be better than Final Fantasy. Please be the big, fun summer special effects movie we've been waiting for. Above all, PLEASE don't stink as bad as Jurassic Park: The Lost World. If such a thing is even physically possible."
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Somewhere, I'm positive there's a blurbmeister with a soul so void as to write "Jurassic Park III out-thrills the original!" (And I'd better not see my name under that quote in any ads).

In fact, the latest summer dino-fest pales next to the maligned sequel The Lost World: Jurassic Park. But if you compare apples with apples and consider that other Steven Spielberg multi-sequel munch-fest, I can say this:
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