Meet The Spartans isn't a real movie, so this isn't a real review, either. We just wanted to send you a little note, gentle reader, to explain that if you part ways with $12 for a ticket to see this thing -- that's before parking and popcorn -- you're barking mad. Meet The Spartans, not to put too fine a point on it or anything, makes Epic Movie look like Scary Movie.
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