A mediocre movie that you knew from the start was going to be mediocre is somehow a lot less dissatisfying than a mediocre movie that had some potential.

 The Next Best Thing, opening in theatres today, has got a politically hot premise, a legendary director, a great actor and Madonna (don't confuse the last two with each other).
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The Next Best Thing to seeing Madonna strut her stuff in her new movie is seeing the theatre's nearest Exit sign.

 That means this idiotic thing has ended and you can get the hell out.
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