EDITOR'S NOTE: It takes a certain kind of brainless movie to make the cosmopolitan Sun critic Randall King channel a primitive ancestor named Thog. Evidently, Swordfish was just that kind of movie. Thog's report:

Joel Silver ... you brother to Thog!
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Talk about a big, sexy tease followed by a huge letdown. And no, we're not talking about Halle Berry's bare breasts. Although, come to think of it ...

Swordfish, opening in theatres today, is supposed to be a sleek, high-octane, cyber-heist thriller, starring John Travolta as a criminal mastermind and Hugh Jackman as his unwilling hacker patsy. And it is. For about 10 minutes.
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