There's a running joke about New York cabbies -- you put your life in their hands if you take one.

This is basically the premise of Queen Latifah's lame road-rage comedy Taxi.
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Let me tell you about my watch. It's a Citizen quartz I've had for about 20 years. I can't remember if the hands were ever luminous, but these days the screen needs to be fairly well-lit to tell the time in a darkened movie theatre.

So the only good thing I can say about Taxi, the mirthless, robotically formulaic cop-comedy starring Jimmy Fallon as the cop and Queen Latifah as his cr-r-razy-drivin' cabbie-sidekick -- is that most of the scenes are shot in daylight.
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