Rihanna arrives at the 54th Annual Grammy Awards at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, Feb. 12, 2012. (Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.COM)
Dear Friends of the Grammys,
Whether you are male, female or somewhere in between, you'd best be tucking away all gender identification bits and pieces before Sunday's Grammy broadcast.
The good censors at CBS, the network broadcasting the Grammy Awards, have issued a memo about clothing for the big night that will go down in history for laugh out loud weirdness.
The memo asks for a whole list of things not to be seen: buttocks, female breasts and nipples (up, down or sideways), the genital region, anything else kind of rounded or fleshy and any and all cracks, apertures, bare bits, dingle-dangles or fluffy parts.
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