There are few things in this world that can unite fans of The Rolling Stones, Madonna and The Monkees -- and make them all homicidal.

British reality-TV and YouTube phenom Susan Boyle's upcoming debut album should do the trick. The track list for the long-feared album was released yesterday -- and in addition to the expected renditions of I Dreamed a Dream and Cry Me a River, it includes covers of The Stones' Wild Horses, Madge's You'll See and The Monkees' Daydream Believer, along more spiritual offerings like How Great Thou Art, Amazing Grace and Silent Night.

For those who just emerged from a cave, the frumpy Scottish singer with the angelic voice shot to stardom after her appearance on Britain's Got Talent became a viral video sensation earlier this year. The 48-year-old church volunteer didn't win the contest, but when her CD comes out Nov. 24, she'll have the last laugh.

Music lovers, on the other hand, might want to book that day off work -- to stay home and stick knitting needles in their ears.