SHELBURNE - The driving force behind one of Canada's most unique rock bands ever
- the Crash Test Dummies - has been charged with possession of marijuana after
a small amount in a plastic bag was allegedly discovered in his pocket while he
was loaded into an ambulance a few weeks ago near Yarmouth.
Crash Test Dummie Brad Roberts said he really felt like one when his '89
Cadillac crashed and burned on a remote Yarmouth County road Sept. 28.
He was subsequently charged by Yarmouth RCMP highway patrol under the Controlled
Drugs and Substances Act and is scheduled to appear in court Dec. 19.
The 36-year-old artist with an unusually deep bass-baritone voice has spent the
past few summers in Argyle where he and his girlfriend, Angela VanAmburg, have
a vacation home.
"When I'm not either on the road, or making a record or vacationing in Argyle I
live in New York, said Roberts in an interview this week.
But his most recent vacation could have cost him his life.
"I flipped my Cadillac over into a culvert on a (winding) . . . wet road. Going
a little too fast around a bend. Just touched gravel and the next thing I knew,
boom," he said.
"I looked down at my arm. It was dangling. I thought well, I gotta get my ass
out of this car right away so I kicked the window out 'cause the electric
window thing wasn't (working).
"I was literally upside down in a culvert . . . I pulled myself out. Then this
fellow, James Stevens, just pulled up and helped me out the rest of the way.
"And then it blew up. It melted to nothing," he said about his car.
"I came this close to dying. I could have been trapped and burned alive," said
Roberts.
"My body was pretty cut up and I looked terrible and I had a broken arm that was
extremely painful . . . but I got away with my life and I got away extremely
lucky not to have anything worse happen," he said.
That accident by the way, which happened Sept. 28, is still under RCMP
investigation.
Roberts is on the mend and working on a new CD at Feswick Productions in
Shelburne, an out-of-the-way recording studio with an impressive clientele.
But this project is different.
"It's very country," said Roberts.
"What I'm doing here is this. I have some friends in Argyle who play various
instruments and we decided to get together just for fun, to have a casual band,
play cover songs and that kind of thing.
"Dave Morton brought a stand-up base, Danny MacKenzie plays the drums, Kent
Greene brought over a guitar. It had a certain distinctive sound, these three
people playing together on those instruments," said Roberts.
"Kind of a nice, old-fashioned country twang, especially with the stand-up base.
"So I started writing songs just kind of for us," he said.
"I thought, 'you know these are good enough to record,'. . . So I gathered up
the boys.
"I wrote all the songs, I sing all the songs. It's basically my project but
these guys have inspired it," he said.
And it's mostly acoustic music Roberts is recording at Tim Feswick's Shelburne
studio.
"There's electric guitars but it's all twangy country electric guitars. There's
no (heavy) metal guitars or anything like that," he said.
The project is on schedule but must be finished this week.
"As long as we get the record finished by dumping day we're set 'cause half the
band are lobster fishermen," said Roberts, using the local vernacular "dumping
day," to mean the start of lobster season.
"I'm going to be right down on the wharf in Lower Argyle checking it all out.
"I'll go out on a run with Dave but I'm a Prairie boy. I don't know how to work
in a lobster boat," he said.
Roberts doesn't know what the CD will be called but there's lots of time. It
won't be released until 2002.
The album will be somewhat of a departure from previous work done by Crash Test
Dummies.
"Our first record was country influenced but this is like full-on twangin'
country music and it really has a lot to do with just living out here and
living like I'm in the Dukes of Hazard or something you know, flipping
Cadillacs and shooting off .22s and drinking beer."
Roberts also talked a bit about his entrance into rock music. Being a loser in
high school who couldn't get girls to notice him was a big factor.
"The only way to get chicks was going to be to play the guitar because I
couldn't play hockey.
"I've got a love affair with music, the chicks were an added bonus. They're the
icing on the cake but they were definitely a motivating factor in the early
years when I was a gangly, loser teenager," he said.
The Crash Test Dummies evolved from a Winnipeg bar band and toyed with a couple
of other names that nearly made the cut, like Skin Graft to the
Chemotherapists.
The band's most popular song? "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm is by far the biggest hit. That