Lady Gaga

Being a chart-topping pop star is nice and all. But everybody needs a steady paycheque. So Lady Gaga has signed up for a new gig — as a creative director with Polaroid, where she will help create a specialty line of imaging products (whatever the heck that means).

“We are excited to collaborate on these ventures with the Polaroid brand,” said Gaga, who has apparently begun referring to herself in the third person, which is always a bad sign.

“Lifestyle, music, art, fashion: I am so excited to extend myself behind the scenes as a designer and to — as my father puts it — finally have a real job.”