GHETTO POSTAGE
Master P
(No Limit / EMI)
When hip-hop mogul Percy Miller "retired" from rap to pursue his hoop dreams a coupla years back, he fulfilled an old show biz truism: Leave 'em wanting more. Then his b-ball career went nowhere, he came out of "retirement" a year later, and now he's validating another old show biz aphorism: Quit while you're ahead. Once the pioneer, architect and undisputed king of Dirty South gangsta rap, P continues the creative slide that began with '98s The Last Don and last year's Only God Can Judge Me, tossing off yet another batch of unmemorable rhymes about bee-yatches and gangstas and Scarface and soldiers and blah blah blah over another set of unmemorable, boom-boom-bap beats. Hell, he barely even says "Uhhhhhnnnnn!" anymore -- now his signature line appears to be, "Ya heard me?" Which is kinda like Little Richard trading his "Whoo!" for a "Yessiree!" Ghetto Postage just doesn't deliver.
Track Listing
1.Intro
02.Bout Dat
03.Don Is Back
04.Doo Rags
05.'B' I Like
06.My Three Uncles
07.Golds In They Mouth
08.Problems
09.Poppin' Them Collars
10.I Don't Give Ah What
11.Twerk That Thang
12.Life I Live
13.Souljas
14.The Real
15.Pockets Gone' Stay Fat
16.My Babooski
17.Still Ballin'
18.Soulja Boo
19.Hush
20.Roll How We Roll
21.Would You
22.It Don't Get No Better
23.Always Come Back To You