May 21, 2004
PATIENCE
By DARRYL STERDAN

PATIENCE
George Michael
(Epic/Sony)

Patience is exactly what it takes to be a George Michael fan these days.

First the guy takes eight years to put out an album of new studio material. Then, it turns out to be a sombre, self-absorbed set of synth-soaked soul pop and limp-noodle balladry. Oh sure, it's impeccably performed and meticulously recorded, like pretty much everything George does.

But good sound doesn't necessarily make for good art -- or even particularly good pop in this case.

Last time we heard from George, he was saying something about giving away his music. Guess he reconsidered. Pity -- if Patience were free, we could honesty say you were getting more than your money's worth.

Track Listing
1. Patience
2. Amazing
3. John & Elvis Are Dead
4. Cars & Trains
5. Round Here
6. My Mother Had a Brother
7. Flawless (Go to the City)
8. American Angel
9. Precious Box
10. Please Send Me Someone (Anselmo's Song)
11. Freeek! '04
12. Through