$254.50: Amount just to get in the door to write this article.
20: Number semi-tractor trailers with Illinois plates in parking lot (three of which had motors running contravening Vancouver's no idling bylaw).
7: Number luxury tour buses with Tennessee plates in parking lot across from GM Place.
1: Number of mug shots distributed to Vancouver police of psychotic fan from Denmark forbidden to enter GM Place.
$200: Price of floor ticket being hawked by scalpers at 6:26 p.m.
$240: Price of same ticket bought by gullible fan 20 minutes after it went on sale.
$60: Price scalpers were flogging floor tickets for prior to Sunday's fan show.
17: Minutes after Fiction Plane takes stage before first waft marijuana smoke swirls into press box.
$40: Men's classic concert T-shirt.
$45: Women's classic concert T-shirt.
$5: Difference for the math impaired.
$450: Vintage leather Police jacket.
$135: Women's vintage jacket.
$35: Black Police ball cap (nothing special).
$15: Police tote bag.
162: Cougar count in one rotation of 300 level concourse (nose bleeds) between opening act and Police.
107: Cougar count in one rotation of 100 level concourse between opening act and Police (albeit with considerably more plastic surgery).
4: Chachi count (men wearing sunglasses in dimly lit arena).
1: Number of women in section 118 obviously surfing on crystal meth.
8: Number of old men in section 118 who appeared to be one pork chop away from a heart attack.
2: Number of men in section 118 who would have that heart attack during moment of post-concert passion with women 20 years their junior.
12: Drops of blood counted after fight on 100 level concourse. (Combatants ejected).
2: Number of broken drumsticks Stewart Copeland threw that almost made the first row behind the stage.
12: Number of songs Police played before writer's realization they are irrelevant.
