Hallo people!! We are Scorpions band!! We are back!! But alas, we are so out of touch we did not know the whole Unplugged trend is deader than Klaus Meine's scalp!! So our new comeback CD is an all-acoustic album!! Yes!! Thank you!! Here we go!! First, we will play our boogie-rock classic The Zoo so you will think this won't be so bad!! But it will be!! Yes!! Because after that, aside from one rocker -- Catch Your Train from our best album, Virgin Killer -- we will spend nearly an hour playing our wimpiest ballads!! Do you want to hear Wind of Change?! How about Still Loving You?! I can't hear you!! Oh -- you don't want to hear them?! Well, then, we will play Kansas's Dust in the Wind and The Cars' Drive!! Why?! We have no idea!! Thank you!! At the end, we will rock you like an acoustic Hurricane so you will wake up and go home!! Goodnight!!

Track Listing 1. The Zoo
2. Always Somewhere
3. Life Is Too Short
4. Holiday
5. You & I
6. When Love Kills Love
7. Dust In The Wind
8. Send Me An Angel
9. Catch Your Train
10. I Want To Cry
11. Wind of Change
12. Love Of My Life
13. Drive
14. Still Loving You
15. Hurricane 2001