Sure, the ultra-buff former member of The Misfits looks scary, but does he bend metal bars into pretzels, blow water bottles up until they explode, or swing swords and hammers like foam noodles like the ripped Canadian-born Jon Thor?
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Zeus, for example, was a horndog. Like that time he came to Earth to seduce all those comely maidens while disguised as a white bull that smelled of flowers. It was really something. And that girl Io was such a fox - until Zeus turned her into a cow to thwart his suspicious wife, that is. That Zeus. What a prankster.
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