November 8, 2012
32 annoying celebs under 32 - Pt. II
By Marianne Dowling, QMI Agency
Which young celebrity makes your blood boil the most? Now is your chance to tell us!
It's hard to choose, but we've rounded up a group of the usual suspects - celebrities you have complained to us about the most over the years.
We call them our 32 most annoying celebrities under the age of 32.
Vote on these 16 annoying celebs today and if you haven't already, go back and vote on the first 16.
Next week, the top - or, should we say bottom - 8 from each group will move through to the next round.
Voting is open until next Tuesday at midnight, so let us know which stars you wish would pack up and move to a monastery, never to be heard from again.
Don't forget to voice your opinion in the survey's comment section, because we'd love to know what you think.
Nicki Minaj vs. Avril Lavigne
AGE: Either 27 or 29
STUPID QUOTE: “I keep three hoes, But don’t call me Santa.”
VOTE FOR NICKI: Nicki stepped up her obnoxious attacks when she signed up as a judge on ‘American Idol’ and allegedly threatened co-star Mariah Carey’s life during a taping. Say what you want about Carey, but she was racking up platinum sales before Minaj was out of primary school – so perhaps a little more respect is in order?
STUPID QUOTE: Deryck (Whibley) is the most talented person I know.
VOTE FOR AVRIL: Not content to simply make our ears bleed with her brand of pop punk, Avril Lavigne landed back into the spotlight when she announced she and Nickelback's Chad Kroeger were engaged. Just the thought of Lavigne-Kroeger offspring fronting a band 20 years from now is a threat worse than a Lavigne-Kroeger duet album.
Kevin Jonas vs. The Situation
STUPID QUOTE: “To be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait. After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?”
VOTE FOR KEVIN: Not only was he 1/3 of boy band The Jonas Brothers (which used to have more name recognition than it does right now) but in a last ditch attempt for relevance, the eldest Jonas has allowed cameras to follow him and his new wife for the reality TV show “Married to Jonas.”
Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino
STUPID QUOTE: “You know what? My whole life people were saying that I have good genetics. Year-round my body looked unbelievable.”
VOTE FOR SITCH: What isn’t annoying about The Situation? Let’s start with – his name is The Situation. His days revolve around GTL (Gym, Tan, Laundry) and although he parties no more or less than his other ‘Jersey Shore’ castmates, he is almost ten years older than them, which makes him pathetic and creepy.
Ashlee Simpson vs. Justin Bieber
STUPID QUOTE: “Playing a creepy, unstable character was something I always wanted to do.”
VOTE FOR ASHLEE: She hasn’t been around as long as her older sister Jessica, but it feels like she’s been our annoying little sister for decades. From her reality show, to her ‘SNL’ lip-sync, to her face-changing nose job, and marriage to a Fall Out Boy, she just won’t leave us alone.
STUPID QUOTE: "I also try to read all of my fan mail. A lot of them send me candy, which I'm not allowed to eat 'cause my mom says it might be poisonous."
VOTE FOR JUSTIN: How many times have we heard 'Baby'? 'One Time?' 'One Less Lonely Girl?' Too many to count. People over 16 are praying for Bieber fever to break.
Rihanna vs. Shia LaBeouf
STUPID QUOTE: “I still love him (Chris Brown).”
VOTE FOR RIHANNA: A week where Rihanna doesn’t go topless or tweet a provocative photo of herself is a week that should be marked on the calendar. But after a while, those stunts just get boring.
STUPID QUOTE: “If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”
VOTE FOR SHIA: Come on! He keeps trying to convince everyone that he’s an edgy ‘artist’ with his nude music video cameo and his real –not simulated- sex in his latest film, but we mostly know him as a guy who says the stupidest things in interviews (see above) and the guy who ruined Transformers and the fourth installment of Indiana Jones. Hey, Shia, when Harrison Ford tells you you're a f—king idiot, you probably are.
Kelly Osbourne vs. Megan Fox
STUPID QUOTE: 'I call myself a FFP: former fat person.”
VOTE FOR KELLY: No longer able to be bratty on her breakout reality TV show “The Osbournes,” Kelly has morphed into a fashion critic alongside Joan Rivers on Fashion Police and makes fun of her fellow celebs for a living. Despite the fact she describes herself as a ‘former fat person’ she often turns her verbal barbs to make people like Christina Aguilera, feel bad about their weight.
STUPID QUOTE: "Starscream is the sexiest Transformer. [Why?] ĎCause he just is. Why is Simba [from 'The Lion King'] sexy? He just was. Maybe it was because Jonathan Taylor Thomas was the voice. I canít tell you. Itís something I just feel."
VOTE FOR MEGAN: Fox and husband Brian Austin Green are suddenly very private about their marriage and family (there wasnít even a pregnancy announcement) but at any moment, we fear she might revert to her old habit of shocking us with some sex story to keep her in the news. And it works everytime.
Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera
STUPID QUOTE: “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
VOTE FOR BRITNEY: Whether it’s the Mickey Mouse club, bubble-gum pop Britney, underage provocateur Britney, breakdown Britney, or comeback Britney – Ms. Spears has given us many years and varieties of annoying scandal and stupidity. Take your pick.
STUPID QUOTES: “So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
VOTE FOR CHRISTINA: She’s found new life as a judge on ‘The Voice’ – but unfortunately, this hasn’t stopped her from making music, so her overblown vocal gymnastics continue.
Willow Smith vs. Jaden Smith
STUPIDEST QUOTE: “I whip my hair back and forth”
VOTE FOR WILLOW: She’s the youngest person on the list, but annoys us as much as someone twice her age. Her song “I Whip My Hair Back and Forth” might be the most obnoxious song ever recorded, and since her parents are Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, there are probably more gems like that to come.
STUPIDEST QUOTE: “And they dipping in the pool they saying pool
And they be drooling cause I'm super RICH.”
VOTE FOR JADEN: Will Smith seems determined to make his son a star, handing him roles in movies like The Persuit of Happiness, Karate Kid and Men In Black III. But the nepotism doesn’t stop there – Will and Jada are using their connections to propel Jaden into the music biz too. He was featured on a song with Justin Bieber for the Bieb’s Never Say Never documentary.
Lady Gaga vs. Dakota Fanning
STUPIDEST QUOTE: "When you make music or write or create, it's really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time."
VOTE FOR GAGA: The girl can sing, thatís for sure, but at 26, she already seems to be running out of ideas. Her "Born This Way" was called a Madonna rip off Ė and itís hard to wear something more shocking than a meat dress. The shock value has worn off.
STUPIDEST QUOTE: Shocker! No stupid quotes found. Bonus.
VOTE FOR DAKOTA: Okay, she’s been careful with what she says in interviews, but she went from a precocious child actor to a risqué controversial grown up well before she was out of her teens. It’s a bit too much too soon.