The battle for most annoying celebrity under 32 is tightening up faster than Joan Rivers' forehead.
Not a single celeb from the ‘Sour 16’ won by a landslide. The competition was close, with some rounds decided by only a handful of votes.
Let’s see who you picked to annoy us another week and vote for your 'Awful Eight' down below.
The deadline for voting is next Tuesday at midnight.
Khloe Kardashian vs. Lindsay Lohan
THE WINNER: Lindsay Lohan
This is the end of the line for Khloe with a ‘K’ Kardashian. While many of you thought the Kardashian name alone would propel her into the final two – it looks like there is one surname that infuriates the public even more. That name is Lohan. LiLo moves onto the next round with 57% of the vote.
The entire Kardashian clan can't match the number of times this idiot has been arrested and thrown in the clink.
Lindsay threw away a huge talent and that's hard to ignore; much easier to ignore the no talent thing that is Khloe
As annoying as the Kardashian brand is, you get the impression that Klhoe at least has some self awareness. Lindsay is living in denial. It's over honey!
The only time Lohan should ever get another chance at being in front of a camera is the next time she does something stupid and TMZ is there to catch it. She peaked at Mean Girls. Downhill since.
Kristen Stewart vs. Taylor Swift
THE WINNER: Kristen Stewart
KStew may be on top of the box office with the latest Twilight film, but she’s in our bottom 8. The actress beat out Taylor Swift by almost 400 votes, taking in a 55% share.
The merest glimpse of Ms. Stewart causes my mood to nosedive until I feel I'm in the seventh circle of the inferno; need I say more?
Taylor may not be able to keep a boyfriend for more then a week, but at least she has talent. Haven't seen any (talent) from KStew, unless you count breaking up marriages as a talent.
I can't stand either, but KStew edges just slightly for her doom and gloom and pity-me attitude in everything she does. Snow White and the Huntsman is the proof positive. We remember Theron in that movie, but who remembers KStew was Snow White. Pale skinned damsel in distress or pale skinned vampire-to-be damsel in distress? What's the difference really?
Miley Cyrus vs. Paris Hilton
THE WINNER: Paris Hilton
There were a lot of complaints about Miley Cyrus’ hair, voice, and lack of acting talent – but that still wasn’t enough to outpace everyone’s least -favourite hotel heiress. Cyrus seemed to be saved by the mere fact that she has to work to earn her money, while Ms. Hilton was born with a platinum and diamond encrusted spoon in her mouth. Hilton wins convincingly over Cyrus with 54% of the vote.
Paris is definitely more annoying. At least Miley actually has some talent, Paris was just lucky to be born into money.
Paris has no talent at all and no reason for being famous for anything, ugh can she just be dumped from the public eye already!
Paris Hilton is not a good example of how to be caring, or genuine. Sorry, but she comes off as self absorbed, and just continues to do things to be famous. Even her charity work comes across as fake. Sorry but using a pet as a fashion statement does not make you an animal lover.
Snooki vs. Chris Brown
THE WINNER: Snooki
In one of the closest matches yet, Snooki trounced the reviled Chris Brown out of the competition. Many of you pointed out that Brown’s violent actions put him in an even worse category than simply annoying or obnoxious. So this one goes to the ‘Jersey Shore’ alum with 51% of the vote. She wins by just 40 votes out of a total of 2,906.
I used to say "what's a Snooki"? Now I wish I hadn't asked.
She causes the collective IQ of an entire content to drop by 10 points whenever she appears on screen. And she had to go ahead and procreate, passing the moronic gene to a new generation.
Snooki embodies everything that's wrong with society.
She is an embarrassment to Italians and New Jersey citizens. Enough said.
Nicki Minaj vs. The Situation
THE WINNER: Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj is really on a roll. First she toppled Avril Lavigne with 81% of the vote (one of the most lopsided wins of the competition) and now she is deemed more annoying than The Situation. Yeah, The Situation. It was a closer race than before, but Minaj took this one by almost 200 votes. 52% of voters thought her rapping was more annoying than The Situation’s…abs.
Again, it isn't fair making us choose between these two. Still, between the most utterly ridiculous name in show business, and the android, I'll pick the plastic android who looks as though she's ready for inclusion in Madame Tussauds' Wax Museum.
Situation knows hes a no talent hack and his only talents lie in fist pumping and striking out with hot intelligent women. Nicki however thinks shes gods gift to music but her talents in music are equivalent to that of a toaster in a bathtub.
Although both useless, Nicki Minaj has made a career of incoherent lyrics she refers to as "rap"....Look at me I can sing like Nick Minaj too..."Ba ba ba ba, boo boo boo boo, Di Di Di, Do Do Do Do", just annoying
Justin Bieber vs. Rihanna
THE WINNER: Justin Bieber
We still have some Canadian content left in this competition now that Justin Bieber has moved on to the Round of 8. It’s safe to say his Selena Gomez breakup/reunion and American Music Awards domination has kept him in the news a lot over the past week – and it doesn’t look like the publicity will stop anytime soon. He moved past Rihanna with 52% of the vote.
There's no more good music, just nude photos. That's not talent, and it sucks because we all know Rihanna has talent!
Justin makes me think of a brat who has too much money, too much attention,
has lived too fast and it's starting to show in his attitude. Yes he has done
lovely things for children and people with illnesses, but the too much too soon
might be taking a toll and in the future he might have problems.
What he doesn't know is that all those 9-year-olds who are in love with him, will eventually grow up and realize that as they age...for some reason Bieber does not.
Britney Spears vs. Kelly Osbourne
THE WINNER: Kelly Osbourne
60% of voters wanted us to Leave Britney Alone! and give fashion critic Kelly Osbourne a ticket to the next round. It seems a lot of people are no fan of Osbourne’s fashion sense and therefore no fan of her giving fashion advice on TV. We’ll be seeing Ozzy’s grey-haired daughter next week.
Kelly Osbourne is famous why again? Oh yeah, because her brain damaged parents put her on TV with them. Britney's had her share of problems true, but she at least got famous for doing something herself, not for being someone's kid.
I guess Kelly has to win for the fact that she refuses to grow up. But I guess if I was an Osbourne I wouldn't have to either. If Daddy doesn't have to grow up, neither will she.
My 5 year old daughter has better fashion sense.
Jaden Smith vs. Lady Gaga
THE WINNER: Jaden Smith
Lady Gaga might be a worldwide larger-than-life pop sensation, but when it comes to annoying-ness, Will Smith’s son Jaden is a giant. In one of the most shocking battles of the competition, Jaden Smith knocked out Lady Gaga with a difference of 51 votes. Quite a ‘victory’ for such a young guy.
Because Jaden is a product of his uber-rich/successful parents and the environment they created. Gaga - well she's a product of aliens mating.
She may be cuckoo sometimes but she is very talented.. Where would he be without his parents buying him roles on films.
This kid needs a really good docu-drama or some reoccurring role on a TV series to make it big. Movies are not for him... yet.
Picked Jaden because he is manufactured for Hollywood and still not established except on the cred of his parents.
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