The lightweights have been tossed aside.
Say goodbye to Kelly Osbourne, Nicki Minaj, Kristen Stewart and Jaden Smith. They just didn’t have what it takes to survive a round with these four obnoxious Hollywood heavy hitters .
And the competition will only get fiercer from here.
So vote on your Foolish Four below.
The deadline for voting is next Tuesday, December 4 at midnight.
LINDSAY LOHAN vs. JADEN SMITH
THE WINNER: Lindsay Lohan
This showdown wasn’t close. But was it really a surprise to anyone that young Jaden Smith fell so hard to Lindsay Lohan the same week she debuted in that atrocious Elizabeth Taylor biopic? Jaden simply doesn’t have a long enough rap sheet – or resume to ridicule. LiLo moves on with 68% of the vote.
CHOICE QUOTES:
When was the last time Lindsay did anything half productive? The media needs to let her fall off the planet, then when she realizes no one really cares anymore, she might turn around then.
Lindsay Lohan has been around longer, hence she's been annoying longer... Jaden can take the honours in a few years
Jaden is still young and has time to see the light. It's over for "LiLo", she's doomed to live in her own darkness!
At least Jaden hasn't been arrested.
While all of our stomachs are turning at the thought of Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor, Elizabeth is rolling in her grave over the realization that a train wreck was chosen to portray her in a biopic.
PARIS HILTON vs. KIRSTEN STEWART
THE WINNER: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton is hot. Now when was the last time anyone was able to write THAT? The hotel heiress is on fire in this competition, considering she creamed ‘Twilight’ star Kristen Stewart with a whopping 71% of the vote. That’s the most lopsided battle of the Awful 8. She looks strong going into the next round.
CHOICE QUOTES:
Daddy's little girl is annoying. I'm saying this plain out, Paris is spoiled
I picked Paris because she is famous for her sex tape and absence of intellect - at least Kristen can act (Panic Room, Twilight).
Can't stand looking at Paris. She is the ultimate definition of vacant.
Makes my stomach hurt.
I don't care that she's rich. Good for her to be born lucky...it's the use of her wealth to try to make us believe she has some talent that the rest of us don't and only she deserves it.
SNOOKI vs. NICKI MINAJ
THE WINNER: Snooki
Voters might not be a fan of what Nicki Minaj has to offer, but most of you agreed that at least Minaj offers SOMETHING. The head-scratching astounding mystery that is Snooki’s rise to fame and profitable career still irks people more than Minaj’s brattiness. Snooks lives to shame the state of New Jersey another week taking in a hefty 53%.
CHOICE QUOTES:
This is not fair! I want to vote for both! They’re both annoying and they lower my IQ every time I hear them! But Snooki is the worse here.. She reproduced.
Snooki, obviously! She is yet another example of a no talent nobody who will do absolutely ANYTHING for money! Minaj is at least attempting to do SOMETHING for her money - which does NOT include too much alcohol, a lit dance floor, a too short dress, and a thong attempting a gymnast's move! How humiliating! Yet to Snooki, that is just a night out! Her parents must be SO PROUD!
JUSTIN BIEBER vs. KELLY OSBOURNE
THE WINNER: Justin Bieber
Not sure what Kelly Osbourne was doing this week, but Justin Bieber wore overalls to meet the Prime Minister. Sorry Kelly - you didn’t have a chance.
CHOICE QUOTES:
He wins this whole competition hands down with his utter show of disrespect to the PM when getting his award. I am surprised the PM didn't send him back and tell him to dress appropriately but his handlers should have known better. He should have known better. I guess he still is a baby. Any attention is good, even negative attention.
Dear World, we are sorry...Signed Canada.
It's a very difficult choice between these two for the whole fact that both have done or reported to have done some questionable things in their past. In Kelly's favor, at least she found something to do that doesn't rely on Daddy's name. The Biebs will be what when his looks fade and his voice finally cracks? Donnie Wahlberg?
I was recently shown his "cover" of The Hip's Wheat Kings. He killed that song - and I'm not saying "he killed it" in the hip way to say it was good. I mean call CSI because he should be arrested for what he did to that song.
Every vote counts. Decide who becomes the Terrible Two:
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