Gary Sinese in CSI: NY; Mark Harmon in NCIS; and David Boreanaz in Bones. (Handouts)
Scum like you just love watching TV shows about crime, don't you? DON'T YOU???
You might as well confess. You'll make things easier on yourself. Maybe I can put in a good word with the prosecutor, or at least the network presidents.
Oh, so you're a wise-ass, huh? Looks like we got ourselves a comedian here. But these are the facts, punk, so wipe that smug grin off your face and listen up.
TV shows about crime have been around for decades. Maybe that's where all you little thugs get your ideas. But I ain't no psychologist. I'm just a tired cop trying to resist the urge to let my fists ask the questions.
Think I'm bluffing? Well, let me just insert these toothpicks into your eyelids to keep them open, and let's turn on the TV and start flipping channels. This is how you get your jollies, isn't it? Are you ready, you scuzzy, pathetic waste of space?
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