You're a Douche.
That was the title of a song, performed Broadway style, by Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), Alan Harper (Jon Cryer) and a full dance crew in the most recent new episode of Two and a Half Men.
It was a dream sequence. But within every dream lies some truth.
Translation: Walden, wake up.
Two and a Half Men, which airs Thursdays on CBS and CTV, is in the midst of its 10th season. This also is the second season featuring Kutcher, who stepped in to replace Charlie Sheen when he went nuts.