Ian Ziering 'Sharknado' AMA is very funny

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Ian Ziering was hyping Sharknado 2: The Second One on reddit taking questions for an Ask Me Anything ahead of the film’s television premiere Wednesday night. Here were some of the highlights.

If a Sharknado was real, what would you do to survive?

I'd get myself the biggest, baddest chainsaw I could find.

In a different world, could you and Tara Reid make beautiful babies?

She's definitely a good looking girl! But then again, my wife's no cheeseburger. Have you seen her?

Would the Peach Pit survive a Sharknado?

If Willie is still cookin' behind the grill, the Sharknado wouldn't have a chance.

Which was more fun to make Biker Mice from Mars, or Sharknado?

Biker Mice was a blast. Not having to memorize lines just made it so easy. Being an intergalactic freedom-fighting mouse is also something I don't get to portray too often. On the other hand, being a hero in a science fiction action adventure is also something that doesn't come along too often. They both have their merits and I'm very happy to be a part of both of those projects.

What do you miss the most about the 90's?

Gangster rap.

Which 90210 character do you think would live the longest in Sharknado?

Steve Sanders. And I'm saying that because I played him. Who would die the soonest: whoever the slowest runner is, they would probably be eaten first.

Sharknado or Bearicane: What's scarier?

Sharknado. Or using the bathroom after my father.

Do you believe Sharknados pose a serious threat to humanity?

I don't believe that Sharknados are a serious threat to humanity.

What do you think Steve Sanders would be doing in 2014 Beverly Hills?

I always envisioned him being an agent to the stars.

Currently Steve Sanders is divorced. He's living in the cloud forest in Costa Rica, where he's the personal life coach to the world's most interesting man. He runs around wearing Capri shorts and espadrilles, and screaming back at the howler monkeys.

Ian, WHO would win in a fight...A shark or Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Jason Priestley wants to co-star with you in Sharknado 3. Would you like him to appear in the third movie?

I would absolutely love it.

To read more from Ian Ziering’s AMA, head over to reddit.


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