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Last year at this time, we picked the best of the best. This year with the launch of 'Big Brother All-Stars' on CBS tonight (at 8 p.m. ET/PT), we have slogged through each and every season and picked the absolute worst HouseGuests to ever grace our television screens.
Tonight, fans will get the opportunity to pick which former players get to play the 'Big Brother' game for a second time. Web voting opens on CBS.com after the show at midnight ET/9PM PT. The polls close Wednesday, June 28 at 11:59 p.m. ET / 8:59 p.m. PT. The top picks will be revealed on the 'Big Brother 7' debut July 6th.
Although we don't know which HouseGuests will be on that coveted list, we hope none of those below will even be up for consideration. Here is the bottom of the 'Big Brother' HouseGuest barrel.
Big Brother's Ten Worst
10. Mike "Boogie" Malin - Big Brother 2
What a joke. Exposed as a fame-seeking Hollywood wannabe, Mike just tried too hard to be entertaining to the point of staging a marriage proposal on the finale. Oh, yeah. It was a pathetic sight. Mike came off as nothing more than an attention seeking seal who would do anything and everything to make sure the spotlight was focused solely on him.
9. Ivette Corredero - Big Brother 6
Although she did wise-up in the end by putting a muffler on the insults, fans will always remember Ivette for her racist comments towards Kasar, her sniping of other people when they were out of earshot and her obsession with 'Cappy'. Underneath the obnoxious exterior, there is surely a kinder, gentler person as was proven through some her one-on-one interactions with some of the HouseGuests. If Ivette toned herself down and dropped the chip on her shoulder, we might have someone we could tolerate watching for three months.
8. Maggie Ausburn - Big Brother 6
A close-minded know-it-all who refused to believe that she could possibly be wrong about anything. Thoroughly condescending in the way she treated other people, she seemed unwilling to deeply consider any opinions and thoughts of others which contradicted her own. You could have a more meaningful and insightful conversation with a freshly painted brick wall. All talk and no action. No fun to watch.
7. April Lewis - Big Brother 6
Whether on the computer or television screen, "Busto" made me want to poke my own eyes just to end the infernal agony. It could have been her perpetual sniveling. It could have been her self-righteous attitude. It could have been her two-faced behavior. Actually, it was all three and so much more. Shoot me now.
6. Will Mega - Big Brother 1
There is no denying that Will Mega stirred things up in the 'Big Brother' house. Sadly, much of the drama he sparked was not a pleasure to watch in any way, shape or form as things got way too personal and hurtful. He was another person who had no intention of winning the game. He entered the house with an agenda and that was to use the series as a platform to espouse his political beliefs. Although his faux challenge and the blistering surprise massage he gave Eddie in the Diary Room are two of the funniest 'Big Brother' moments ever. An intelligent guy who probably could have done well in the game if he actually tried playing it when he had the chance to.
5. Amanda Craig - Big Brother 4
Amanda was lovely inside and out. However, as a HouseGuest she was a wallflower who provided very little drama at all, except when she messed around with David under the covers one night. Her serene nature didn't gel at all with the 'Big Brother' concept. She's just not the type of person who should be involved in such a cutthroat game. She'd be eaten alive.
4. Autumn Daly - Big Brother 2
People like watching arguments. People like watching insightful or even goofy conversations. People don't like to watch incessant whining which is basically all Autumn did while on the series. That, and be bullied around by Shannon. Outside she is probably a great person but we didn't see too much of those qualities on the series.
3. Lori Valenti - Big Brother 5
Nobody likes a quitter. The wannabe actress and Hollywood model asked everyone to vote her out because she didn't want to be sequestered as part of the jury. Could it be that like some other wannabe actors and models, Lori took the gig just to get on national television and had no intention of really playing the game? A total waste of space and an insult to anyone who takes the game somewhat seriously. Thank you, Marvin, for greasing her exit.
2. Beau Beasley - Big Brother 6
From the violent to the out and out boring. Beau? Who dat? Fans must be forgiven if they don't remember anything about this perpetual yawner of a HouseGuest. He was so far under the radar even the most sophisticated spy satellites would have trouble verifying his existence. When the biggest storyline you're involved focuses around exposing your pee-pee, you know you are about as exciting to watch as a houseplant sitting on a windowsill. The producers thought they were getting Marcellas Reynolds Version 2. What they got was another piece of furniture in the 'Big Brother' house.
1. Justin Sebik - Big Brother 2
If there is anyone who doesn't deserve a second chance at the 'Big Brother' game, it is this guy. The person responsible for the now infamous "knife incident", Justin's violent behavior in the house got him the hook from the producers and rightfully so. He was a bully, had a bad temper and didn't treat the women with respect either. Justin's behavior was so out of line, some of the HouseGuests even threatened to voluntarily leave the series because of it. Now that time has passed, here's hoping he is a better person.
Honourable mentions: Michael ‘Cowboy’, Holly, Chiara, Tonya, Dana, Scott Weintraub, Gerry, Michelle.
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