Holy wardrobe malfunction -- Best Boob Tube Blooper Ever! Winnipeg's Sarah Blondin made a semi-dignified final appearance on The Bachelor: Paris -- The Women Tell All, on ABC and City TV last night, marred only by parting shots from bitter rivals and a blooper reel that showed her talking to her breasts, one of which made a brief escape attempt.

"When I squeeze my boobs together, does it make a difference?" she asked in an outtake videotaped at Finn's during bachelor Travis Stork's visit to Winnipeg. She then addressed 'the ladies' directly with a playful, "Nah-nah-nah -- hey, how you doin?"

The girls failed to respond -- no doubt they only talk when there are no witnesses -- but one white bra-clad bosom did try to take flight before a production assistant tucked it back into Blondin's blouse.

Anyhoo, it was thanks for the mammaries all around as Stork faced 22 rejected women. Dr. Allie G. was a no-show, but ABC didn't announce that fact until well into the farewell party, and let me tell ya, she was sadly missed.

Oh sure, there were tears. The women pelted verbal stones at Susan the actress and cast aspersions at Blondin in video segments not previously aired on the show. Jennifer the swimsuit model whined about hearing Blondin talking about getting the first rose and dissed her "baby talk." Jehan complained that Blondin behaved like she had a schoolgirl crush, and Yvonne grumbled, "That puppy-dog love got on a lot of girls' nerves."

Even final two contestants Moana and Nashville Sarah -- one of whom goes home in tears in next week's finale -- got in on the act. Moana got in a dig about Blondin's youth and "instability," and Sarah complained that Blondin "had one-on-one time with Travis but she was so drunk she didn't remember what he said."

That incident, during the French camping trip, apparently put Stork off, too. He said on last night's show that when he realized Blondin didn't remember part of their date, a connection was broken between them.

The women took an opportunity to snipe that Blondin didn't tell Stork she lived at home with her mom -- a criticism she deflected, since she and Stork never discussed her living arrangements. Oh, well, as she told The Sun a few weeks back, she's over him anyway.

And she was dry-eyed and poised in the hot-seat last night, even after Jennifer, who did break out the waterworks, groused that Blondin's playing with marshmallows on that fateful camping trip was a sign of immaturity.

"It's down to Earth," Blondin responded. "I'm having fun."