Parental advisory warning: The following alphabet is not suitable for young viewers.
Heck, most adults will even find it rauncherific.
But that's what you get when you devote an entire page to the ABCs of a show called Sex and the City.
In honour of HBO's beloved, stilettoed clan -- Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Samantha (Kim Cattrall), Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) and Charlotte (Kristin Davis) -- hitting the big screen this weekend, we've used our way-too-extensive knowledge of the TV series to compile a list of all things 'Sex ,' from A to XXX. Enjoy, lovahs:
A -- Aidan Shaw (John Corbett) and Aleksandr Petrovsky (Mikhail Baryshnikov). Carrie's great loves -- other than Big (Chris Noth), of course.
B -- Blahnik, as in Manolo. The Spanish fashion designer is responsible for much of Carrie's ginormous shoe collection, and has become a huge hit among SATC fans.
C -- Cosmopolitan. Is there any other drink? No night out with the Sex foursome is complete without a few (rounds) of these iconic pink vodka martinis.
D -- Darren Star. The man behind the women, Star created SATC after a bestseller by columnist-turned-novelist Candace Bushnell.
E -- Elizabeth Taylor. Charlotte's idol -- and also the name of her King Charles spaniel, who's best known for going into heat during a dog show. Tsk tsk.
F -- Frenemies (women who you act chummy with but really despise) and F--- buddies (men you call for a quick romp, and little else). Can't live with either of 'em; can't live without 'em!
G -- Gay BFFs. Stanford Blatch (Willie Garson) and Anthony Marentino (Mario Cantone) are also there to lend an ear to their respective bosom buddies Carrie and Charlotte -- but have no shortage of their own guy problems to share. And yes, they're fabulous.
H -- Heidi Klum. The glamazon who nearly stepped on Carrie when she took a nasty spill on the catwalk and gave meaning to the term "fashion roadkill" during a once-in-a-lifetime chance to strut in a runway show.
I -- Impotence and Infertility: The two issues that led to the demise of Charlotte's marriage with good-on-paper guy Trey MacDougal (Kyle MacLachlan).
J -- John. After six seasons and 94 episodes, Mr. Big's real name was finally revealed in the final seconds of the series. His full name is John James Preston. How original.
K -- Kids. All that -- well, you know -- eventually led to a bun in the oven for Miranda (Brady). Charlotte and hubby Harry (Evan Handler) chose to adopt (Lily).
L -- Lynn Cohen. Who? She's the actress who plays Miranda's Ukrainian housekeeper -- and mother figure -- Magda.
M -- Modelizers. Men who only date models.
N -- Natasha. The twentysomething Big hooked up with shortly after moving to Paris -- and leaving Carrie in New York. Bridget Moynahan (Coyote Ugly) played the stunner Carrie liked to refer to as the Idiot Stick Figure With No Soul.
O -- As in The Big O. 'Nuff said.
P -- Patricia Field. The Academy Award-nominated fashion goddess was responsible for styling the cast to perfection, from hats to heels.
Q -- Queen. As in drag queen. Samantha gripes about a group of loud transsexuals after moving into the Meatpacking District: "I am paying a fortune to live in a neighbourhood that's trendy by day and tranny by night."
R -- RAW. The trendy eatery where Samatha falls for hot server Smith (Jason Lewis).
S -- Skinny jeans. What Miranda was enthused to fit back into when she lost her baby weight.
T -- Threesomes. Samantha and Charlotte each tried them out in Season 1.
U -- Underwear. What would a show with the word Sex in the title be without skivvies?
V -- Viagra. Who can forget the septuagenarian Samantha briefly hooked up with in Season 2?
W -- Wigs. Samantha's hottest new accessory after she recovered from a bout with breast cancer.
XXX -- XXX stands for all the SATC-related sauciness we can't print. But don't get too caught up in dirty thoughts -- there's a movie to see.
