In the end, it came down to "the epitome of the trashy used car salesman" and "an ignorant, redneck, southern hillbilly," to use the words of the Survivor: Thailand jurors that had to choose between car dealer (and former porn actor) Brian Heidik and Louisiana restaurateur Clay Jordan for the ultimate $1-million US prize. The snake or the weasel?
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And then there four. The slimy dwarf, the cold-hearted porn star, the clueless granny and the intense naval instructor. This, after the bumbling sasquatch got voted off last night. Yes, ladies and not-ladies, we've got ourselves a bunch of winners here.
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