August 9, 1999
We don't know if it's still the apotheosis of one's career as when Dr. Hook recorded that song, but Tom Green is skedded to be on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.

The white-hot sicko talk host, MTV star and Comedy Network staple posed Friday for the RS photographer, for a cover piece that's earmarked for the last week of September.

On the endorsement front, his Pepsi One ads are contractually scheduled to run for the next year. And you can expect a pretty big endorsement announcement soon relating to the subject of literacy. Yes, literacy.